Recycled plastic bin liners. They literally split at the seams as I was peeling them off the roll.

Second place goes to a pair of cheap shoes. Literally walked the soles off them in two weeks.

Third place goes to a pair of nail clippers from a consignment store. The metal bent rather than cut through my fingernails*.

*~Maybe it would have worked better under the red sun of my home planet.~

Solve the puzzles. One of them’s gotta lead to a magical fantasy kingdom.

I heard Money For Nothing earlier and more often, so it’s the other way round for me.

Well, it’s Australia. Spiders have the vote.

…you can do that?

“I’m not here to fuck spiders” - said by Australians who want to drop the preamble and get down to business.

Okay Dad. Should I call the nurse? Smells like you’ve shit yourself again.