So what you’re saying is, Musk now has an $11 billion write-off without really losing anything that was sold.

As someone who usually hates shallow, easy, nihilistic answers…

Hah! With this Justice Department?

But you guys don’t understand! Sports!!!

Yeah but you basically said the same thing to someone who does the opposite so I’m just going to assume your strategy is to not wipe at all, which is weird

As I remember/understand it, it’s a civil law, not a criminal one. One that doesn’t really care about standing (who has skin in the game to file a lawsuit). So here’s the neat part: damn near anyone can sue over it!

That’s how I do it! While still sitting down of course. I used to do it the other way standing up but find this easier and works better

It could even be done as an official act!

Just go with that one.

(I mean honestly, how do you give yourself a sunburn with a spray tan?)

Split days off sounds pretty bad to be honest. Wednesday and Thursday doesn’t sound terrible and has its advantages, but as a M-F worker I would have a hard time meeting up with someone working a schedule like that.

I would suggest taking off Friday-Saturday or Sunday-Monday. Little bit of the best of both worlds, plus you can avoid some of what you mentioned earlier.

Many would be upset that the great Elon didn’t get what he wants to save Social Security. 🙄