The mind boggles at what could beat what’s already been outed, best not to think into that too deeply, I suppose.

Is that how this works? I declare a 3 day workweek!

When you know your parents are shitty people I suppose there’s no hesitation to run to mommy to support you, even when you know they know you’re wrong

Pronounced ‘barbara’

She forgot to wear her regular clothes after dressing up for her husband?

Maybe she doesn’t read the news?

When he figures out he doesn’t actually have the best people and we’ve been benefitting from our international relationships more than we’ve been contributing on actual physical products he will learn a basic electronics principal I learned long ago: once you let out the magic smoke that makes the thing go, it’s damn near impossible to get it back in there

Well, 70 million but they’re very passionate about what they hate

I see you haven’t bought any nestle products in 4 years, this is considered a very serious terrorist action so we’ll be denying your visa application.

…and what’s this blank spot on your resume?

• Well since you asked I’m legally required to tell you I helped topple a mostly functional democratic republic., but I’d prefer not to talk about it.

Thanks Obama.

If the tapes existed they wouldn’t phase him, he has already weathered more shameful charges/realizations against him with no loss in the mania driving his sycophants. He was promised to be given enough wealth to finally prove himself to his dead father.

I’ll watch the news for your contribution.

Thanks purpleskull, now I know that when I’m being mugged at gunpoint it’s better to be remembered than to be alive. Sure, there may have been an opportunity to make a difference at some point if you were still alive, but dammit you made a symbolic gesture and one day there will be an angry tough guy using you as an example for other people to follow.

I would suspect that if the specially selected voting machine certification team doesn’t certify the equipment within 180 days there will be no valid way to collect votes from those districts. Too bad they only have time to certify the machines in ‘certain areas’

Source: paranoia

See, we were focusing on something so we have a reason we didn’t notice the fall of democracy in our country.

and depending on where you fall on the color chart, potentially sunny Guantanamo Bay.

you write a book that gets turned into a movie, help draft the most optimistic plan for turning a reasonable functional democracy into a dictatorship, rock eyeliner at least as well as any 80’s glam-rock start, but you fuck one* couch, and that’s all you’re remembered for.

• well, you know, the ones in the furniture store didn’t count, and the futon was technically a futon, and I was genuinely concerned that I’d be maimed by the recliner, and when I was drunk didn’t count, and beanbag chairs are barely even a chair…

I feel that what I wrote and what you interpreted are very different things, that having been said I sincerely wish I had written what you’ve responded to.