Spykee

What a shite webpage. No matter how many times I close the tiny stupid video window, it will spring up like bloody herpes with every touch. Yahoo, you’re as bad as herpes. Eat shit.

Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I’d no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(

Your wife’s probably a witch bro. Tomorrow she’ll say she regularly gets a good night’s sleep. Witches man, I’m telling you.

*cries with tears only in one eye.

Okay, if you say so. . … … … . FALSE ALARM, MOM. I’M JUST USELESS, LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAY.

Holy fucking fruit balls! I thought collecting hobbies was an everybody thing. . … … … . MOM, I HAVE ADHD!