At that point, make it a thin client which boots from a network image and logs you into a terminal server.
Then you have the hardware and software resources you need for your role wherever you are.

Finland and Chile, definitely.
They’re also astonishingly similar.
Chileans are like the Scandinavians of South America.

It’s not only you, but it definitely would fly over the heads of 95% of my co-workers.

They should hold it at the Four Seasons.

But still, you’re crippling them.
If your furniture or floor is so precious to you, don’t have cats.

Your age is 40 minus your number of points.

Then go take a nap…IN THE STREET!!

I’m on the spectrum, and I’ll wreck your rectum?

so…go on the streets!

Mamma mia!

Back in my day I didn’t code at all and I liked it that way!
(My day was today)

If you made it any bigger, it would turn into Plasma.

Gen X could write a program that’ll make a floppy drive’s loading noises play the Imperial March.

On the top left it says “Hildebrands German chocolate” and on one of the balloons it says “German cocoa”.

This meme is old enough to have grandkids.

In an alternate universe, phones with a fold-out hardware keyboard and full Linux OS are common.
And you can just plug them into a docking station to get a full PC.

I habe a PC with an 8gb SSD

Are you using a first gen eeePC?
I think I bought one of those for 40€, 12 years ago.

To mark the spot on the tape where your favorite song starts.

I’m this old: