But he said so himself! He even twirled where his mustache would be if he could grow one!

While they’re at it, the BofA $12/mo fee for having under $300 in your checking account at all times and $8/mo on your savings account should double until you learn your lesson for being so poor it gives Congress “the ick.”

That’s a Motor Coach, thank you

Guess they don’t remember accutane. That’s a fun list of side effects right there.

I have a feeling it’ll come roaring back under RFK jr.

Remember OP, when you get scammed, call them back and ask nicely so they can refund you onto a different card number since that first one is toast.

Put out the nice doormat.

I hear non-federal prison is fun. Mix them in with gen pop while waiting in a transfer that never comes. Surely the thoughts and prayers are effective against boiling sugar water.

Not so fun when you’re the ones being pumped and dumped

They yearn for the mines

They also won’t cover 3 out of 4 tires getting slashed but that’s neither here nor there.

To add on: it has to be coded correctly for insurance. A “yearly physical” is its own special thing which does not require a copay, and if coded correctly covers like a basic metabolic panel, lipid panel, maybe something less common if family history suggests it. It has to be billed as a “preventative service” for something on this list of what falls under the “free” stuff, if you don’t want a nasty bill. I know a full lab workup for me is billed at around $1600 before insurance, and a primary care visit would be around $300.

Because it’s hard to snap out of a k-hole when you gotta keep rolling.

Yes.

Source: a cop who used this exact scenario as an example of “letter/spirit” of the law, saying if it was raining and the tires chirped on the crosswalk surface, that wasn’t the same as laying it down on dry pavement.

Again?