lock them up!

I think it got worse in 2009 when the tea party started. But yes, we’ve always been stupid. But this is a whole new level.

reject mechanical, embrace wood.

Catch you on the flip side.

I’ve never heard that one before. But now I’m going to use it.

No, the liability insurance would still be valid, but the insurance wouldn’t pay out in the event of vandalism

I misspelled specific ocean.

I think there’s kits you can buy, but they can get pretty pricy. Though if you’re restoring a classic car, that’s already a pricy endeavor

The feeling of rust on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic

Hold my beer and hand me some ammo

Get rid of it sooner rather than later, friend. It’ll only depreciate more. That or body swap it with something more innocuous like a camry

Aw man, it’s Chris Hansen

The Hague Hilton isn’t where Duterte belongs, but it’s better than nothing.