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and don’t forget to blink. yeah, you forgot, eh?

so you’re happy in your format, and i’m happy in mine. i don’t owe you an “opinion at the bottom”.

nah, they’re just bringing back the roaring 20s!

he wants to join the commonwealth. let me say that again: the president of the united states of america wants to re-join the commonwealth. and he wants to kick canada out of FVEY. mark my words, though, it’ll only get more stupid.

the only “server” trump knows about is the brown girl who brings him his diet cokes.

“paging mike judge… paging mike judge…”

i’ve already heard it, but please tell everyone else what a “sea-lion” is.

AMEN! i agree! i’m just playing around with ideas. i’m so sorry that you’re so set in yours. it must be very frustrating.

yeah, that all totally sounds like me.

where the fuck did you get the idea that i’m totally different from everything i say?

i will never not endorse this post

if anyone wants to check your post history, i’d bet they’d agree that your mother wouldn’t be very proud of you.

oester is coming up, and i hear the christians love bunnies and eggs but can’t quite explain why…

yeah, we’re totally on the same page. i find myself almost wanting to disagree with you on something (edit: :P)

i’m so happy you’re here. i also understand that my previous sentence may be interpreted as sarcasm, so i ensure you that it isn’t. you just made a point that i think is very beautiful.

isn’t it weird how the “fuck what my dad said” god isn’t vibing with the “fuck what my dad said” crowd?

not yet. soon, buy not quite yet.

zz-zzibit

sometimes you just have to give credit where it’s due, and i’m sure my LLM query cost a bunch of people a day’s worth of artificial light, but here goes:

• anti-triumph
• a morality tale
• a cosmic farce
• an existential horror
• a shakespearian tragedy
• a greek tragedy
• a geek tragedy
• a cautionary tale

(i added the geek tragedy one. tip your waitresses)

here’s the thing. one might say something like, “well get one and move!” just like they’d say to a tesla owner, “if you don’t want your car defaced, then just get rid of it!”

i’m not defending tesla. nothing burns brighter than an T. as in “time to leave”.

but you can’t just up and swap countries or cars every four years, right? there’s a word for that, but half the country refuses to hear it… it’s unsustainable.

none of what i just wrote is directed at you personally. i personally have a spare bedroom in Canada that you’re welcome to inhabit (barring obvious vets).

we’re on the same page, so i hope i don’t come off as disrailing. i’m just shooting the shit.

i should have said ‘celebrities’ rather than ‘scholars’. scholars are actually screaming their lungs out right now.

and there’s no question. tt’s not incompetence. the guy owns a fucking rocket company.

but falling down a bunch of stairs is a lot more razor-friendly than being pushed, so i’ve now taken to practicing old pagan rituals to invoke time and gravity.

i’m still trying to wrap my head around the irony of forming a party against parties.

BE. INDEPENDENT. fuck, do the research. America’s government was supposed to be against such things.

it might he hard for all you lazy Poles up there in the north, but we have it down pat back here in the balmy south,