my tits are masculine and quite supple, thanks

that’s okay, i’ll stick to stuff that only halfway doesn’t suck

that guy who wrote The Most Dangerous Game did not know about prions

you could buy some bacon and connect it to some other bacon that you bought. not sure why tho. bacon is the most basic easy to cook, but long bacon sounds like it requires a 10 meter wide copper pan

the guy from the Bear, the main chef character, has knuckle tattoos that spell S, O, U - last knuckle is empty

my favorite keyboard that i can remember was some bullshit off-brand apple thing from the early 2000s when USB accessories were super novel. rescued from a dumpster, not related to other Apple trash that belonged in the dumpster. full size numpad, super satisfying clicky clacky. several different shades of puke in color. took that to work and told IT to take their stuff and go

because Lisa will become president and fix everything after trump bankrupted and robbed the place? sigh, yeah

checking in from J.D. Vance’s hometown. fucker has no connection to reality. city council logs from early 2025 show his mom, of Hillbilly Elegy fame, demanding they do some shit to acknowledge the boy and his little adventures in governance.

bring back all access grumpiness towards all

i miss old school radioshack. i did not know what all those bins of tiny electronic hobby parts were for, but I desperately wanted to learn. I did eventually but you have to get all your stuff from some shady oligarch.

the whole distinction between men’s and women’s bathrooms is absurd. there’s no bath in there. piss, shit, wash your hands, get out. puke if you gotta. in theory it’s a sanitary place. oh dear, a man was being a creep. shout it out, don’t be a weirdo monster in the place where people do business

why does anyone care who’s pissing where? are you a child?

i worked at that W place and i did 3rd shift maintenance. cleaning, buffing floors, bathrooms. as the person cleaning the shitters you block the entrance. that never stopped a kentucky boy psycho with a gigantic knife. i quit the job after i encountered that trash fucker. just not a chill place to work. the general public are awful.

Bad Religion, for the endless ranting raging. Suffer is an epic album. fuckin 1982 for real.

if you get tired of that rather repetitive business, switch to Husker Du

break all the fuckin rules and go to hell with superman

so what the fuck. stop fucking with people. calm your shit before your desire to have a panic attack bleeds out and infects others.

i would say Die Arzte aren’t that obscure, but fuck if I know how to spell anything auf Deutsch. scheiss darauf

lmao it’s called roadtrip with trump. well done and solid picks

i honestly thought Chumbawumba had only one song, and i would have to fight you if you played that one. fucking awesome, must revisit

i was really trying to add in a stipulation that excluded assassination attempts or intentionally meeting jersey barriers at high speed, only for sake of the experiment

yes. might want to consider one’s own mental health