Doesn’t every war fighter need their concealer and foundation?

Trump: That suit looks like something a gangster might wear. Oops, we made an administrative error. Too bad Bukele wont give him back.

Rates of leopard obesity are skyrocketing

He won so powerfully, some say the most powerful win in the history of the Country, that he does not want to rub it in.

Obviously, NASA should concentrate more on space lasers.

Target, he’s the eye of the bull.

Too late Elmo. Then again, maybe he can run Tesla into the ground too…

The man is such a genius, he thought it wise to have Donald Trump advertise his goods (Tesla). What better way to alienate the half of the country that historically were more likely buy your cars.

Those peaches are mighty frosty

I never knew 24 hours had so many months in it.

Narrator: No.

Why was the stock up today??

Stop denigrating cluster fucks like that.

Give RFK the win on this one, and maybe he’ll leave vaccines alone. Oh, who am I kidding with this adminsitration.

Global misfortune follows the TRump administration

I’m suprised they didn’t use Signal.

Sources report he will be installing the most esteemed expert on all things autism:

mmmmm…Campylobacter