Based on the second one, you must work in IT. I swear every IT person I’ve called has this super power

…if it identifies a pathway it can claim to be legal

Based on everything else they have done ignoring legality, I have very little faith they won’t just start doing it anyways.

I’m really, really good at peeling oranges with my bare hands (or at least I used to be in grade school when all my friends would make me do it for them). The problem is, I hate the taste of oranges so I never use this power.

I just need to shout this into the void:

Fuck this fucking bullshit. What the hell is wrong with this country. I fucking hate this timeline.