In Oregon you don’t need any certifications whatsoever to call yourself an engineer. I have referred to myself as a waste disposal and sanitary engineer (washing dishes) jokingly, but I bet someone more clever than me could spice their real CV up quite a bit just by creatively titling their previous positions.

You’re one of the 50% of Americans that are functionally illiterate aren’t you? It was the weekend, he drove on the sidewalk. Even if you didn’t read the article (clearly) the person you are responding to said as much in the comment you responded to. He was very clearly not on his way to work, quit defending terrorists and terrorism.

My favorite is Incel Camino.