You should have replied, “I thought he was hanged on January 6th.”

These “Christians” would already have shipped Jesus to gitmo.

Something something bootstraps.

Robbing hood

The training program is da bomb!

I only use butterfly flaps that move magnetic needles next to my HDD.

Why don’t you wear a suit? You’re at the highest level of this country’s office, and you refuse to wear a suit? I just want to see, do you own a suit?

IIRC, his dad was a popular Dem gov.

Arnold Palmer might work too.

By skinning Dalmatians.

It was a day of love

Probably poor branding, after years of being called a scam. Kind of like Obamacare v. ACA.

7112 claps back with a comment you won’t believe.

Enough of your Easter Bunny cosplays already!