Lactaid was a miracle worker for me. I wasn’t super intolerant. Milk was OK but cheese and ice cream would fuck me up. I have since… Grown out of it I guess? Pretty much everything is fine but a full slice of cheesecake might have me dying 20 minutes later.
Either way, eating cheese is worth risking intense gas pain and explosive shits.
This was my motto for life, but now I’m lactose intolerant. Life is less… cheesy now :(
Lactaid was a miracle worker for me. I wasn’t super intolerant. Milk was OK but cheese and ice cream would fuck me up. I have since… Grown out of it I guess? Pretty much everything is fine but a full slice of cheesecake might have me dying 20 minutes later.
Either way, eating cheese is worth risking intense gas pain and explosive shits.
That was how I lived the last decade or so until it put me in the hospital. I take it a little more seriously now.
Just genetically engineer yourself
There there…
Lactose free cheeses
Oh yeah Gouda, Parmesan, feta… I said less cheesy, not completely cheeseless.