• doug@lemmy.today
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    5 days ago

    Have YOU seen him pee? I just think if he wants to prove he’s not a robot, we need to see his piss.

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      5 days ago

      Excuse me, as we all learned in the 2007 Michael Bay documentary, robots can in fact pee, and may even choose to do so in a show of dominance.

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        5 days ago

        oh snap! you’re right! this is why I was on academic probation from film school! 😔

        I guess we need to see him bone then?