God: There’s ample of warning and time for you to run, why are you still in the building?
You: in a line paying my meal.
Hmmm, free meal or risk my life to pay, now that is a difficult decision.
Horrifyingly enough this actually happened lmao
(wikipedia link)
After the fire broke out, exits were locked to prevent people from stealing merchandise.
I hope after everything was repaired as many people went out of their way to shoplift there as possible.
I once worked at a homeless shelter. People were sneaking vodka in through the emergency exit so someone had the brilliant idea to chain it shut. I was Jesús-flipping-tables furious.
This is why many emergency exits set off alarms when opened.
That is what we ended up doing. Turns out murdering poor people wasn’t the only option.
Absolutely brilliant that I didn’t even have to give context and you knew EXACTLY what I was talking about
Thank you for the link! I couldn’t remember the names or where it happened but I thought of the story immediately
The president of the supermarket company, as well as various employees, were later sentenced to prison terms for their actions during the fire.
Meanwhile, Amazon delivery drivers are fired if they don’t make deliveries when a tornado is in their area.
I vaguely remember he was only held responsible after the masses became very very upset that he was getting off.
It looks like Paraguay needs a Luigi 🟢.
The meal was fire*
if insurance doesnt cover this we need more insurance luigis
It feels like this was made with ai but i could be wrong
My head is gonna explodeTo put your mind at ease; the sign is real but the dog is courtesy of ChatGPT. Please don’t explode.
The dog picture was my concern
AI generated slop🤮
