I just don’t get nail fashion for the last 10-15 years. Fake nails just look SO OBVIOUSLY FAKE and inhuman and thick and nasty like they have some kind of fungus. It’s just so ugly, god. I hate it. They just sit on top of the finger like some slug.
Nah, when my woman has long, natural nails, well kept nails, nicely shaped, with a little bit of dark red nail polish or just clear polish, and you can tell the nails are natural and thin like a human and not a bird’s talon, …
… I’m in love. Love me some natural. Heck, skip the polish if you like. And they don’t even need to be too long. I don’t mind a lady that does some manual work.
Just fuck right the heck off with these fake ass tiny diving boards people plaster onto the edges of their hands.
A few years ago, i had to answer the question “how do you wipe?!” A quick YouTube search later, I’m cackling at what can only be described as a ShitMitt.
Pull them off with a pair of pliers
I just don’t get nail fashion for the last 10-15 years. Fake nails just look SO OBVIOUSLY FAKE and inhuman and thick and nasty like they have some kind of fungus. It’s just so ugly, god. I hate it. They just sit on top of the finger like some slug.
Nah, when my woman has long, natural nails, well kept nails, nicely shaped, with a little bit of dark red nail polish or just clear polish, and you can tell the nails are natural and thin like a human and not a bird’s talon, …
… I’m in love. Love me some natural. Heck, skip the polish if you like. And they don’t even need to be too long. I don’t mind a lady that does some manual work.
Just fuck right the heck off with these fake ass tiny diving boards people plaster onto the edges of their hands.
A few years ago, i had to answer the question “how do you wipe?!” A quick YouTube search later, I’m cackling at what can only be described as a ShitMitt.
No way dude, is that a thing? wtaf