We’re censoring “pissed” now…?

I’d prefer him pushing up sunflowers…

“See that light up there? That dim little speck? That’s yesterday’s rock bottom.”

It blows me away that anyone thinks he cares about them.

I’d put good money on Ivanka wishing he cared just a little bit less about her…

Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending demolition of Earth and had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger. But most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs, or whistle for titbits, so they eventually gave up and left the Earth by their own means - shortly before the Vogons arrived. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backwards somersault through a hoop, whilst whistling the ‘Star-Spangled Banner’. But, in fact, the message was this “So long and thanks for all the fish”.

Several Walter White quotes come to mind:

“Stay out of my territory,” or “let’s cook,” or “I am the danger” all fit.

Red or green? Yes.

I knew you were gonna say that…!

Hear fucking hear! Fuck the mouse. I don’t care if watching Andor locks my age into 30, gives me a harem of willing concubines, and redistributes all of Elon’s wealth to me. I’m not watching it.

Since you speak for me, I’ll take your word for it.

its about all of us here on Lemmy

And yet, i just see you bitching about it. Were you elected to speak for me? I don’t recall that.

I have several ol’ reliables:

Grandma’s Boy: “high score? What’s that mean?”

Snatch: “when you’re in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya.”

Tombstone: “i got two guns, one for each of ya.”

Big Lebowski: “he’s a good man Jeffrey. And thorough.”

There’s more, but those are probably my most quoted.

Fucking YES.

False equivalence. Destroying cars is not the same as destroying infrastructure.

“Ow! You shot me! Now I’m very badly burned, and have been shot!”

Honestly, that’s kind of the point. Shovel 20 horrific things into the pipe, you notice one, 19 horrific things slide past.

That was about the Ukrainian peace deal.

I’m sorry, perhaps I’m misunderstanding; are you defining inanimate objects as “non-combatants?”

Two takeaways from this:

1. They’re planning a war with China.

2. Musk is involved.

He’s the gayest of the Gay Fish.