• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Nat 11

    DM: “It’s 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message.”

    Goat [via message]: “Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?”