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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago

I mean...

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I mean...

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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago
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  • octopus_ink@slrpnk.net
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    16 hours ago

    You can cut them just like they are on the table - lop off the outer 1/3 of both the two as they sit. Two people each get 2/3 of an apple including the core, and one person gets two 1/3 apple slices.

    But yes, it wants you to suggest killing one of the kids for sure. :)

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      But that wouldn’t be one stroke would it? Unless I’m imagining it wrong.

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        Please forgive my crude approximation of an overhead view of the apples and knife.😁

        Edited to add the stem area of the apples for greater clarity.

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          You have a lovely pair of… apples

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            Although I now see it too, I assure you with absolute sincerity that I really was trying to create an overhead view of two apples being sliced with one stroke.

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              Of course you were 😉

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                LOL I know further assurances will just look even worse so I’ll stop here. 😂

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            😂🤣

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