• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    “You’re just the kind of talent we need! A once-in-a-generation genius. We can pay you eight (8) dollars an hour. No union.”

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      we will also call you an essential worker while giving you a salary that is only enough to live well below the poverty limit

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      You receive: 8 dollars an hour and trauma.

      I receive: all the wealth your labor generates, whenever I want it.

      Deal or no deal?

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      “Wow, that’s almost a dollar more than minimum wage! I feel so lucky.”