They caught us in the group chat (Wasn’t me)

Saw us sharing all the war stats (Wasn’t me)

Even leaked our secret battle plans (Wasn’t me)

Journalist read it with both hands (Wasn’t me)

They saw the intel we’d sent out (Wasn’t me)

Heard the calls to air it all out (Wasn’t me)

Now denials are getting louder (Wasn’t me)

The incompetence is so much clearer!