Burrito Factory does make some excellent burritos, but I’d actually recommend Burrito Heaven over them. Unless you specifically want a breakfast burrito. It is hard to beat Burrito Factory’s breakfast burritos.

Last time I wore shorts I had some teenager come up to me, gesture at my legs, shout “the beacons are lit,” and then run off laughing with his friends.

Only an absolute lunatic or morally bankrupt cretin would believe that it’s not pronounced “yif,” as our linguistic founders intended.

Depending on your setting and desired outcome for the poisoner, uraninite (aka pitchblende) might be an option. It has historical uses in glass making and pottery glazing, which could provide justification for why someone would have it.

It contains Uranium, which is radioactive, but I don’t believe will bioaccumulate, but can build up on surfaces, tools, and clothing providing a source of long-term radiation exposure. In addition, it contains lead, which does bioaccumulate, providing a source of gradual long term poisoning as well as radium which also bioaccumulates and is radioactive, providing an additional source of longterm radiation exposure.

True, it should be dogé.

Pretty much everything from Weird Al.

Red Zeppelin

Queer

Poяn

The Beagles

The Tall American Rejects

The Feastie Boys

Cannibal Copse

Marilyn Mansion

Dead Can’t Dance

Gobsmack

Foot Minor

Preen Day

The Bagles

The Poo Fighters

Pearl Yam

Dragonfarce

Linkedin Park

Punk Floyd

Lil Jon and the Beast Side Boys

Shania Train

Tony Keith

Parasnore

Christopher Pee

Horse of Pain

House of Rain

Effervescence (too many letters but oh well)

Edit: Lush