The way you describe it, it sounds more like Dianetics.

The children yearn for the mines!

Trump’s rule model isn’t McCarthy. It’s a certain failed painter from Austria.

I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.

Not all idiots are tankies but…

“Lebensunwertes Leben” life that doesn’t deserve to live. Only a matter of time until Donnie borrows that one.

Calling this a clown show is an insult to clowns. I guess we’ll have to invent new words to describe the exploits of the current US administration.

Greatest plot twist in history.

Definitely Mint.

The most dramatic blunder yet. Tomorrow there’ll be a bigger one.

It would be the biggest self-own in history but apparently the yanks are into that these days.

For your birthday, I’ll get you a very special gift: an egg.

They’re very efficient at destroying the country.

Took me far too long to figure out they’re not attacking Sue here.

Fascists are always assholes first. The fascism only serves to rationalize the behaviour.

System works as designed. Americans voted a bunch of known obvious traitors into office. Now they’re selling out the country. What’s there to be surprised about?

It doesn’t matter because the rubes will vote for them anyway. They see it as a power move to spew utter nonsense and get away with it.

Donnie just found his new education secretary.

I’d buy one if Musk was ousted. Despite what the internet would have you believe, they’re pretty decent cars and there’s still not really a lot of competition if you look at it dollar for dollar. But as long as Musk had any say in the company I absolutely wouldn’t buy one.

How can people write such bullshit? Trump’s mental illness has been on full display for over a decade now. How can anybody watch this guy ramble incoherently for just a few minutes and not conclude that he is completely insane? I’m so sick of the mental acrobatics people keep performing to sanewash him.