I hope that is the initial prompt. If I have learned anything from schlocky mad scientist movies “I am your Creator! You must Obey me!” will never work, and your creation will kill you dramatically.

Now you will know why you fear the night.

Absurd! The Dikdik party is the only sensible solution to the social and economic malaise our people face every day.

As in acrage? So if I was an independently wealthy birdwatcher that built a privately owned wilderness preserve I’d be taxed more than the local slumlord?

I’m not here to shit on your mastery of language, but:

De jure - by law (from Latin)

Du jour - of the day (from French)

So, based on Wikipedia, Cocola has ~15-20% stake in the company, but does not own them.

Which is to say that Coca Cola probably has the most say on anything that goes, but is not running the show.

Friend, it is very risky to underestimate my sadness or my desire to eat ungodly volumes of potato.

Even riskier to try underestimating both at the same time.