That’s exactly what I’d say, too, if I’d turned into a werewolf and wanted to keep it secret. Oddly specific and defensive, no?
This reeks of cover up. This kid is a werewolf for sure.
Think about it. It’s like Werewolf 101. You transform.
“Oh, shit, oh shit! NOBODY CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS!”
Wouldn’t have known to look at a clearly delineated 1/3 of the image instead of the pretty picture if it weren’t for the yellow circle. Thanks for that.
I gotchu
Thank you, I wouldn’t have known how to react to the child’s amusing statement without the emojis instructions.
I’m in academia and I refuse to read papers without emojis. The english language is far too subtle and advanced to understand without the context given by emojis 🧐
I’m almost afraid to ask, but is there a LaTeX package for emojis? Or do you just insert them as unicode?
“Ugh… I don’t want to be a werecoyote, mom!”
Eat your endangered kangaroo rat, Scotch tape reel, and orange peels son.
I know coyotes aren’t exactly massive, but the six year old is fine?? Good news, but that coyote must be embarrassed as hell.
He’s the laughing stock in his pack. Super humiliating stuff. I heard he started a youtube channel where he teaches other coyotes to be more alpha.
He shouldn’t have gotten his dentures from Acme.
He would have been a werecoyote, though.
Yet.
Give it at least until the next full moon.
It’s been 6 and a half years
Just ooone…more…moon…
Yet
Well, this was an unexpected laugh. I love it. What a cool little kid.
Kid, you have to bitten by a werecoyote to become one, not a regular coyote.
Me too, 6-year-old from Airdrie, me too
Now you will know why you fear the night.
That kid may not be a werewolf, but he’s already fierce.
the only question that matters after a coyote/wolf attack
there’s always next time
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