What do you want this time? Minerals? Oil?

I changed my name to “Sweaty Balls” and was invited immediately.

If it had some pictures to color out, alongside with pens, it would add a nice touch to those boring briefings. Maybe add a lolly too!

And a little racecar!

Man, that freedom of speech thing works really different than I thought.

Kaiju coming to Florida, eating some elderly people and their scooters, some swamp felons with their fentanyl patches and deciding to go back into the sea.

“Next time I’m going to Canada, the people here are wild and I’m starting to feel really…”

“I see you are incredibly incompetent, would you be interested in joining the Trump government?”

Oh, so are you a clown, or a 47er?

I think they meant their own message. As in “this is the most ridiculous bullshit I could come up with, but maybe they really fucked up that bad”.

And a bad name. At least in Germany this wasn’t perceived as a good idea.

And they bought a liability.

I still don’t get what they thought, buying Monsanto of all the companies they could have bought.

I could, but I’m too lazy for any of this.

I should create an AI service to write tame social media profiles for a monthly fee.

She is French. That makes sense, I guess. They just enjoy lighting things on fire.

In this context, toned down means the hatches are ripped out pre flight.

In my case it was some idiots protesting against vaccination mandates (which aren’t around anymore) and a lot of people giving them hell. That sounded like fun.

I was wondering the same about my city today, because there seem to have been two protests, but I didn’t realize until afterwards. Different county/protests though.

Them deadly gay rays!

She’s a nun in the sheets but a Mazda on the streets.

And it only comes in orange

I’ve never burned a Tesler, but you make me really want to, Elmo.