I don’t live in Cali, but I was at a diner yesterday and some woman had her dog in one of the booths. Clearly not a service animal, no vest or anything. You know what ruins a pretty quick? Dog hair in your food… Especially if it’s not your dog.
Capt. Wolf
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
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Cake day: June 23rd, 2023
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71·4 days agoWe get Signal!
Reporter: How are you gentlemen!!
Who needs security vetting procedure, amirite? The president said they’re cool, and who’s more trustworthy than the president???
“What’s your super power?”
“I suck villains dry!”
*uncontrollable snickering*
“No, not like that! Stupid, immature humans… I sneak into villains lairs and suck them dry! They never even know what got them!”
*hysterical laughter*
He’s a genius, after all… A very stable genius.
Make it an even 6 with The Fox and The Hound!
Just show them the animated Lord of the Rings, Neverending Story, and then finish it off with The Dark Crystal… They’ll be ready for anything.
Uniball Signo 207
Writes easy and the ink is bold and dries fast. Comfortable enough for having to write 7 pages of client notes every night, even with my arthritic hands.
If there’s anything good to be seen in what’s going on right now it’s that Trump, Musk, and the rest of the regime can’t help but shout the quiet part from rooftops. Let Musk go on… Eventually, even the hardcore Republicans are going to get sick of this travesty. Hopefully anyway…
83·11 days agoIf this isn’t already illegal, it should be…
What pisses me off is that search algorithms are so broken now that if I do a search on the legality of petition bribery, all I get is more news articles about Musk bribing people! Which, I guess, is pretty telling in and of itself…
1·7 months agoEarth: Yo! Anyone DTF? Sends unsolicited dick pics
Universe: Ew… No… Blocked.
Fermi couldn’t have come close to guessing the real “Great Filter” had something to do with an app called Snapchat…
Gonna leave a bit of advice for any young folks that might see this. Something I wish to god someone had told me when I was 20.
Start an annuity plan. They’re generally stable, all but guaranteed to accrue money. You can set a percentage of your paycheck to be deposited automatically into the account. If you have the option to do this through your employer, do it, find out if they match the deposit like mine. Put 10% of your paycheck in there. After 10 years, I have $40,000 sitting in a retirement account with a progressive series of bonds set to mature in between now and my retirement age. Those bonds will roll back into shorter term bonds as they mature, and add more value to the account. My projected retirement age is still 72, but at least I know that money is there.
Also, after 4 years, the account matures and you’re able to borrow against it, like collateral for a loan. So if I wanted to right now, I could take that money and use it as a down payment on a house. I’ll be expected to put it back, but the interest is generally lower than a home owner’s loan.
This shit is absolutely unreal…
So I guess we’re going back to actively speed running the ruination of our planet now.
I hope whatever takes over after us, if there is anything left, notes that humanity’s end came at the hands of a very small number of petty assholes who would rather try to kill all life on the planet than admit to being wrong about anything.