• Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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      7 days ago

      “What’s your super power?”

      “I suck villains dry!”

      *uncontrollable snickering*

      “No, not like that! Stupid, immature humans… I sneak into villains lairs and suck them dry! They never even know what got them!”

      *hysterical laughter*