These dogs really are that long though. I saw one for the first time in real life a couple months ago, it was chasing its tail around a building.

I don’t believe you

2013 tweet

2020 album artwork

Even with such a detailed instructional video, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to pull off the effortless swagger demonstrated in that first half turn. Marvelous.

I remember the way the victim crocodile just kinda sits there like, “huh. Guess I’m missing a foot now”

I sent an email. We’ll see what happens.

Edit: I received the following response:

This has been a social experiment by Oxford University, thanks for participating. Your data has been logged.

Immediately after opening the email, I received the following text message:

Hello, how have you been?

0/10, would not recommend.

Yeah Mrx. White! YEAH SCIENCE!

He was taught by the same institute that taught Beethoven to drift.

Oh yeah well when I was 5 I had arthritis and died