• Wanted to Start on a Steep Hill? We had a Tool for that: it was Called “Flooring the Gas while letting go off the Clutch”
IT AIN’T NO GOOD MORNIN’ WITHOUT THE SMELL OF NICELY BURNED CLUTCH
As a classically trained driver I’ve found automatics make people drive worse because they have to think less. And they already barely think.
I’ve actually observed the opposite. Automatics leave more brain cells to focus on traffic.
“Self driving” cars on the other hand…
They use them to focus on their phones, not the road
What the fuck is a “classically trained driver”?
Didn’t go to one of those lousy postmodern driving schools I think
He was taught by the same institute that taught Beethoven to drift.
Grand staff drifting
Like Robert Wells or Bill Nye.
All hail the Unimog!
Biblically accurate transmission
“How many hydraulic levers you need?”
“All of them”
“How many hydraulic-driven pieces of equipment does your rig have?”
“Mind your own business”
