Dude how could you throw shade on Genghis Khan like that?

America needs something else to happen, because he isn’t going to grow up or suddenly start making choices with anyone but himself in mind.

This is absolutely how online dating goes. There have been studies that show women always go for the most attractive guys on the site, despite whatever BS they might claim.

Real life, not necessarily.

Of course this isn’t an Onion headline.

He needed her to recount what was said once he sobered up.

Maybe this was a celebratory statement?

Stay a while, and listen. Let me tell you the story of the brothers Duke . . .

Tronks gotta roll coal. There is no other way.

Buy a cybertronk. Buy a big diesel generator. Ratchet strap diesel generator onto back of cybertronk. Fill generator with diesel and use generator to charge tronk. They can have it all.

I use highlight/middle click paste a lot which I suppose is similar.

Who knew World War III might very well be Germany trying to save the world from Nazis.

I wonder what Putin’s motivation for this is?