Or if they become the most wanted people in the world.

Ya’ think? We’ve been saying that all along. But, nope, gotta keep your seat in Congress for just one more term. Idiot.

And it’ll likely be bigger than the last.

Send me to Canada.

Elon is turning into the Jared Lushner of this second term.

Their wallets.

The GOP’s War on terror News.

Be funny if MTG said that while in the UK.

lolwut?

This is the weirdest timeline.

About time.

4. Crash the price of oil and bankrupt fossil fuel extraction and refinery operations worldwide

At which point, Putin shows off his new window to Trump.

This is up there with his “well-oiled machine” statement.

Knowing that this administration is incompetent is enough for me. I’d prefer to not to spend the rest of these four years or god knows how long thinking about the consequences of their incompetence. Let me have some resemblance of peace.

The fuck up they’re referring to is the fact that they accidentally exposed themselves using Signal in the first place.

Don’t get me started with 9/11. The Iraq War was my fucking teenage years.

because there are going to be much larger fuckups than this.

I’d prefer to not think about how you could get worst than this. Thanks.

Simon Gruber wishes he had this much gold.

While I have many questions, I will say that this administration sure does butt texts people a lot.

How Quickly Would Elon Musk Have Been Fired If He Worked in the Private Sector?

Yes.