Different enough that I’m fine with thoroughly wiping my ass. That’s hardly “having shit smeared all around”. I’m regularly under the shower and that’s good enough for me.

My butthole is very different from my face and I hope that is true for everyone else as well

Every KDE distro can do all of these except whatever adjusting kernel parameters means? I don’t know how to do any of this in the command and I’ve been using Linux for 8 years.

Smack me in the forehead with a chain

I’ve been licking the walls of her anus.

I see it the other way around. Respect can be lost.

Treating people with respect is my standard setting. I may stop that if they lose my respect.

Is that really a good thing for the animals though? Instead of being killed right away, they will suffer a short miserable life, then be killed.