Cute girl: “Oh, Light, you’re so cute. Let me give you my number.” … “Oh shoot, do you have a piece of paper I can borrow?”
Light: “Uh, yeah…” absentmindedly rips piece of the Death Note out “Uh, here you go…”
Cute girl: scribbles number on page “and there you go, cutey” walks away
Light: looks at paper “Oh… Oh no. ‘555-5555 TTYL, Light Yagami’? … Fuck.”
L: *rips off cute girl disguise" “Heh.”
Death Note plot synopsis:
OH SHIT SOMEONE ATE AN APPLE
3 hours of nothing happening
IS THAT GUY EATING A CUPCAKE?
5 hours of nothing happening
WHOA HE’S EATING POTATO CHIPS NOW, THIS SHOW IS BRILLIANT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16CKjELxHhg
a Shinigami huh you know my wife’s got a friend who knows all about that spirits of death she calls him real scary stuff
