• KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 days ago

    Why are you asking me?

    you asked me lil bro.

    Kid, the lines of reality are clearly blurred for you, but these comments are happening right now. They are not fiction.

    advanced internet users like myself call this “humor” or “comedy” the joke here is that i’m making fun of your nonsensical comments by calling back to the previous comment you left, after responding to it, that would be referred to as “witt” or “witty humor”

    I pity you, sincerely. You must have a difficult life.

    thinking these jokes up is really hard, takes me all day.

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      4 days ago

      “you asked me”

      no I didn’t sport, you got yourself all turned around

      “advanced internet users like myself call this “humor”…”

      just keep trying, I’m sure you’ll get there one day.

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        3 days ago

        no I didn’t sport, you got yourself all turned around

        aw cute, am i like your kid or something now? Can i call you dad, or should it be mom? Which do you prefer?

        just keep trying, I’m sure you’ll get there one day.

        i sure hope so ambiguous parent figure! I want you to be proud of me!

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              2 days ago

              don’t fuck your students, that’s disgusting on many levels.

              Especially if you are admitting to having sex with children, @KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com

              I do nothing inappropriate with my students, sexual or otherwise, and you should stop whatever you are doing to those children, and turn yourself in.

              You and they are going to need a lot of counseling because of your illness and selfishness.

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                1 day ago

                im not the professor am i?

                cool cute little ping to my user bro. You literally said you were the professor, i literally said i was your kid. Maybe you should read the room and figure out that i’m the one playing you.

                I do nothing inappropriate with my students, sexual or otherwise

                in any case, that’s fine, i wouldn’t want to be a cause for sexual harassment or assault would i?

                You and they are going to need a lot of counseling because of your illness and selfishness.

                unfortunate, do you teach psychology by chance?

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                  1 day ago

                  'im not the professor am i?"

                  god, haha, no, you’re embarrassing, but that’s down to your behavior, pedo.

                  “…would i?”

                  You admitted to abusing children, it doesn’t matter what you’d like at this point.

                  “unfortunate”

                  stroof.