• Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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    4 days ago

    Everyone knows the correct answer is the alternate option, but the first one makes the initial drama and sets up the opportunity for a movie to happen in the first place.

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        Narrator: From the brilliant minds that mildly regret they brought you “The Emoji Movie.”

        “Guys wait, it’s not me!” (Gets spaced and the rest of the cast grimaces and goes “OOOooo…😬”)

        (Awkward pause)

        “…I’m okay!”

        Narrator: “Comes an adventure…”

        “Guys I think Randy’s kinda sus.”

        “Why’s that?”

        (Randy farts)

        Randy: “Wasn’t me…? Hehe?”

        Narrator: “…about knowing who you can trust…”

        “One of us is an imposter , if we don’t find out who it is we’re all doomed!”

        “What are we supposed to do we don’t even have hands!”

        Narrator: “…and who’s kinda sus…”

        (Body found)

        Narrator: “Starring…Chris Pratt…”

        “Ewww…who knew we had like…one bone?”

        Narrator: “…Wanda Sykes…”

        “Gary! Are you for real right now?!”

        “I STRESS EAT FOR SELF-CARE WHEN I’M HUNGRY OKAY?!”

        Narrator: “…Dwayne The Rock Johnson…”

        “Guys…heh…come on…(smile twinkle).”

        Narrator: “Danny DeVito…”

        “It could be any one of us, but DEFINITELY not me I was doing the beep boop thingy with the doodad right over here…IT WAS DEFINITELY MEGAN.”

        Narrator: “…And John Cena…”

        “You didn’t see me do anything…you didn’t see nothin!”

        “…Does that work better with hands?”

        “…yeah…”

        NARRATOR: " …As “Probably not the Imposter”…this summer…"

        AMOOGOOS