What a pointless, useless, historically racist excuse for a ‘sport’. Some kid scooped a few hundreds worth of titleists from their ponds and the course is pissed they didn’t get a cut. the whole thing is wretched.
Ladies, it’s your turn
Ok but why is it written on a headstone?
Its not a headstone its the ball removal stone. You put your balls up on it and they wack it with a club until they are removed from you.
Oh, das Eierschaffot
Have you ever seen the fallout of someone having their balls removed with a golf club?
Hint: it leads to a headstone…
Ahhh so it’s warning by example
(＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ SNIP SNIP
Jokes on you, I picked rock.
Like, I don’t know how much that surgery costs if you get it done by a doctor, but like, if you’re trans, and that’s something you want to do, that is a hell of a deal.
I was thinking eunuchs but I like the way you think
Okay, it’s good to have a laugh every once in a while, but I think we’re all able to interpret their message clearly: If you try to steal golf balls, they will remove your testicles. C’mon people, grow up!
Why do I have urge to collect golf balls on that course?
That’s someone’s fetish, ain’t it?
I knew there was such a thing as slicing your shot in golf, I didn’t know it meant that!
…da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
Robert “Bobby Shazam” James Ritchie is still a prick.
