In a late-night social media post, President Trump said he would impose “large scale” tariffs if Canada and the European Union allied to “do economic harm” to America.
American here: it’s ok; you guys should just make a new trade union with blackjack and hookers, and orangeboi will do his freedom fries trade war idiocy, censorship, anti-intellectualism, and fascism thing, which will drive all the smart and empathetic people out.
I low key expect them to stop allowing citizens to leave the country without an exit visa (Back in the USSR starts playing in the background) at some point.
American here: it’s ok; you guys should just make a new trade union with blackjack and hookers, and orangeboi will do his freedom fries trade war idiocy, censorship, anti-intellectualism, and fascism thing, which will drive all the smart and empathetic people out.
I low key expect them to stop allowing citizens to leave the country without an exit visa (Back in the USSR starts playing in the background) at some point.
I love your Futurama reference. I would totally back Bender over Trump for president.