I know that. This is me just expressing my frustration.

I hope I’m wrong too. But I don’t think I am.

Honestly, even if the man himself were still around to push back, they’d probably call him an “an tea fuh woke mind virus communist” or some shit like that.

I think, societally, this country is completely done. This is our final form, and I hate it with every bone and sinew in my body.

No. Fuck you.

Is this a surprise?

Haha wow this would probably be super dangerous if he did it in a country with one of the most lax firearms laws in the world and where the ratio of firearms:population is notably greater than 1

tHEy wOn’T TouCh sOCiAL SecUriTy, thAT’s CraZy

-so, so many people that I’ve talked to.

Stop being surprised. They made a playbook. The posted it online 5 years ago. They said they’d follow it. They are following it. They will continue to follow it. This is not a surprise. You’re not allowed to be surprised.

STOP BEING FUCKING SURPRISED BY THIS.

Oh, good. They themselves shouldn’t mind, then.

This isn’t a parallel to the Munich Agreement.

The appropriate and correct historical parallel is the Molotov Ribbentrop Pact.

Ok. Break into my Signal chats, without access to my phone. Go.

Oh wait: you can’t.

So, let’s take a second and make something crystal clear:

This isn’t because he covered protests.

It’s because he INTENDED TO cover protests.

What a time to be alive.

Agreed. But this is a stopped clock situation, and the sentiment is not wrong.

Fuck you, turtleboi.

You did this. You materially and consistently helped this to happen.

YOU FUCKING DID THIS.

You’re being comically reductive and naïve, and you know it. Don’t be an asshole.

Can’t have that corporate real estate underutilized

Ah, I see. The first capital “W” war he’s gonna start is gonna be Iran.

Wage slavery and healthcare tied to your job is a hell of a drug, guys.

That’s less of an excuse than it is an explanation.

Welp. It was nice being in NATO while it lasted I guess.

You guys should definitely invoke article 5 if we pull anything, and if orangeboi vetoes it, straight up ignore him and A5 anyways. I am completely serious.

Doug Burgum, current US Secretary of the Interior:

don’t worry Canada, we’re only pumping the American water out

Canada:

They cancelled his show on Apple TV because he refused to pull punches they told him to.