at this point I’m expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone’s front door with a big pot of beans.
To summon Nicole you have to hold it for three days, then say her name three times while holding a crock pot.
Technically
We don’t know who Nichole really is. None of us have met her. She hasn’t had a conversation with any of us. She hasnt posted anything, and all she does is say “hi im Nichole from Prussia, im 27 and here’s a bunch of spam links”
And it’s like not even a remotely attractive pic with a modern camera
It’s like dial up AIM chat room spam bot quality
She’s my girlfriend
What a coincidence! She is my girlfriend too.
You gotta be more specific. There’s plenty of Nicole
We are all Nicole on this blessed day.
Speak for yourself.
I are all Nicole on this blessed day.
Hey, speak for me too
She’s the fediverse chick!
No need to find her, she will find you eventually
I feel bad for anyone on this website who happens to be named Nicole
Who the fuck is Nicole?
