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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago
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    Kid Rock makes music for dudes who know the age of consent in every US state.

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    His Wikipedia page should start like this.

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    roses are red

    his outfit is too.

    they don’t think it be like it is

    but it do.

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    Say what you want, but that suit is the respect that the White House demands.

  • NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca
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    He really does just scream ‘I’m trash!’

  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    That shouldn’t count as a suit

    • L3ft_F13ld!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      In civilised company, it doesn’t.

      • Dasus@lemmy.world
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        Oh cmon guys, @ThePantser@sh.itjust.works , a tracksuit is a type of suit, isn’t it?

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      This guy is a piece of shit but I don’t think it’s the outfit. If Elton John wore the exact same thing you would call it fun.

      • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ehh, too jingoistic for me. I don’t really like flag based outfits unless it’s something like the Olympics, but I also mostly dislike that too (not the athletes, but the organization and the damage it does to areas it’s held in).

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      If you would wear that at the carnival (the lent one) over here, people would call you an attention whore.

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      This is a suit in the same way that the thing the actor who plays big bird wears is a suit.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    If Nickelback is butt rock, is this taint rock?

    • LeadLemming@lemm.ee
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      He would be a hemorrhoid.

  • benignintervention@lemmy.world
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    I thought that was that tiger guy from Netflix

    • LeadLemming@lemm.ee
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      Plenty of time, the week just began.

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    Kid rock wasn’t relevant in the 90s (the generation he flourished most) and isn’t now. He acts like a tough guy trailer park rat when in reality mommy and daddy were loaded and supported him. He’s one of the biggest posers out there. Go clean up daddy’s horse shit boy stone

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    deleted by creator

    • frog_brawler@lemmy.world
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      Yes, for Elon Musk

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    He plays a character in Joe Dirt and I used to wonder if he was even acting, since his performance was absolute garbage. Turns out, he wasn’t acting. He was literally just being who he is IRL; garbage.

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    Rid Kock is a spoonerism in search of a human manifestation

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      Thank you for bringing Rid Kock to my attention.

  • peekingduck@lemm.ee
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    Because they are too busy crushing natty ice, sucking down Marlboro lights, hitting up wal mart for some new wife beaters, heading back to the trailer court and slapping around their current Denny’s waitress.

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    This chud built, and lives in, a replica of the White House.

    The White House is cool because it has history, stands for something, and has counter measures, a bunker and I’m sure tunnels. His is just a copy, never as good as the original.

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