• doug@lemmy.today
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    136
    ·
    5 days ago

    I wonder if Russia knew their US plant would be so obvious that leaders would stop feeding the US intelligence.

    • 14th_cylon@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      99
      ·
      5 days ago

      the true mind-fuck is that people in us intelligence community now have to think twice about what they can share up the chain of command.

        • TheFogan@programming.dev
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          17
          ·
          5 days ago

          lol hilarious, but I think the idea is strategic plans… especially ones that serve as useful tests to find out who the current administration is leaking information to. IE say give a spot very far from where the attack will be. But instead of an attack just release a small batch of surveilance to see if Russia launches any countermeasures.

          Then at the time of attack hit hard and heavy very far away from the US co-ordinated attack.

          Note the results, show Russia shoring up their defences against the fake attack and announce loudly that the US leaked the information to russia, either intentionally or by incompetence.

          • NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            4 days ago

            I just wish they’d done that before this week’s attack as the US may be on to that now.

            To be honest, I’d be surprised if they haven’t already done this testing in the past 6-7 months which is why no intelligence was provided to the US even hours out (which would be customary I believe)

        • doug@lemmy.today
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          5 days ago

          Have YOU seen him pee? I just think if he wants to prove he’s not a robot, we need to see his piss.

          • ExtantHuman@lemm.ee
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            6
            ·
            4 days ago

            Excuse me, as we all learned in the 2007 Michael Bay documentary, robots can in fact pee, and may even choose to do so in a show of dominance.

            • doug@lemmy.today
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              4 days ago

              oh snap! you’re right! this is why I was on academic probation from film school! 😔

              I guess we need to see him bone then?

  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    17
    ·
    4 days ago

    Folks, we have a serious problem. A national embarrassment. You’ve all seen it—Sleepy Joe Biden stumbling around, forgetting his own name, sniffing children who aren’t even there. You know why? Because he’s not real. That’s right—the Democrats cloned him. A cheap, defective knockoff, probably made in some basement lab by Hillary.
    But here’s the good news: I’ve cracked the code. If they can clone a dementia-ridden puppet, then just imagine what we can do with my DNA. The strongest genes. The best brain. Tremendous bone structure. And that’s exactly what we’ve done.
    That’s right. My army. The most loyal, most powerful fighting force in history. Thousands of me. Millions, maybe. And we’re sending them to Ukraine to end this war in one day.
    Think about it. Zelensky sitting there, thinking he’s tough—wrong—when suddenly, thousands of Trumps drop from the sky in gold-plated helicopters. We land, we look around, and we say: “You’re FIRED.” And just like that—war over.
    Negotiations will be short! Damn right they will. Because when you’re dealing with one Trump, you’re dealing with the best. But when you’re dealing with a million Trumps? Game over.
    Now, the fake news is gonna say, “Oh, Mr. Trump, cloning is unethical!” Really? Then explain Biden. Explain the deep state’s secret clone labs. I’m just doing it better.
    And when my Trump Legion secures Ukraine—which, by the way, I’ve always said I could fix in 24 hours—we’re gonna rebuild it. Trump Tower Kyiv. Trump Resort Crimea. The best deals, the best hotels, tremendous room service.
    So to the globalists, the RINOs, the haters—your time is up. The Trump Era is just beginning.
    God bless America. God bless cloning. And God bless all the little Trumps.

  • belastend@slrpnk.net
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    edit-2
    4 days ago

    The number of strategic bombers getting droned rises every time the story is told xD

    President Volodymyr Zelensky said 117 drones were used in the so-called “Spider’s Web” operation by the SBU security service, striking “34% of [Russia’s] strategic cruise missile carriers”.

    Source

    Nevertheless, Trump should be 86’d