It should say, I drive truck
“Frig off, Debrah!”
He may have some liver fat
He has the liver of ten thousand beers
He could be into inflation play.
Don’t kinkshame them for self-foie-gras-play
I have to take this opportunity to link this incredibly funny short describing how foie gras is made
I have no concerns if he wants to force feed himself grain mash in the privacy of his own home. I draw the line at involving innocent waterfowl, though.
I’ll go one step further - even if the goose is convicted in a court of law they still shouldn’t be subjected to this.
Wouldn’t a goose be convicted by a court of kangaroos?
He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.
He already said he was a trucker.
He is the truck
You hear that ladies? He is single.
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As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt
As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines…I feel your pain. (literally)
As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross
as a non healthcare person… I’ve now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx
I worked as an assistant in a plastic surgery office for a while as well, and I had to clean lipoaspirate out of the suction tube/syringe and the erlenmyer flask it was emptied into. That was still preferable to the time it got splattered on my scrubs because the surgeon emptied it into a kidney basin the first time. (The flask was my idea to prevent getting splattered again.)
Human body’s just chalk full of gunk. Ok this one ain’t got the squeamish so if your easily grossed out quit readin here.
One time the OR put out a memo stating that in order to save money we would start reprocessing (cleaning/disinfecting /sterilizing) colostomy bags. Now technically this is possible, as if you can scrub something clear of visible debris and biofilm the low level sterilization fluid “should” do its job. But I’ll tell yea, that’s not a task I’d wish on anyone. I spent 45 minutes cleaning the first (and only) one we got, gagging through my N95 till my boss came in and was like “DUDE THROW THAT SHIT AWAY WE AINT DOIN THAT!”. I thanked him, stripped my PPE off, scrubbed the metaphysical crap from my being and chain-smoked till I couldn’t smell anymore. I generated a phobia of human feces that day.
As an ED tech, I had to clean up C diff and chemo diarrhea off patients, beds, floors, and commodes multiple times. ED boarding meant that patients that should have been admitted to hospital rooms that had a bathroom attached were stuck in the ED for hours or even days.
As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat
Making this your profile picture takes guts.
Well yeah… Guts are the majority of the photo 😂
he’s proud of that belly
I genuinely don’t understand how people live like that.
well he won’t live like that for long
America breeds people like this
The man loves 3 things. Beer, himself, and trucks. He’s clearly drinking the first and fucking the other two, hard to judge a man who’s obtained the kind of success in live that allows him to indulge in his hobbies.
They eat a lot.
and prob drink a lot. can’t drink on the job so you overindulge in your time off. ask me how I know.
How do you know?
you say that as if most people drink on the job?
depends on your line of work. but more than you’d think.
C O N S U M E
consummation
Or just one big one
clearly he’s completely over her
There’s my prince!
well, he’s gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month
It’ll still somehow be Biden’s fault
OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX…
and they let straight people adopt children, yikes
He’ll keep on truckin’…… for UberEats
hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now
It really is. What the fuck?
it’s a good time for them, dispassionately speaking- Ocean freight is down, meaning you’re looking for nearshoring (Mexico and Canadian cross border freight), meaning you want more over the road shipping across large land masses than shipping to a port.
Who will be able to afford ubereats?
and again when they finish figuring out self driving trucks. https://www.theverge.com/news/659518/aurora-autonomous-truck-first-delivery-texas
The 75 mph 40 ton AI driven trolley problem … coming soon to an interstate near you! Will the semi swerve to kill the family of 5 in the Dodge Caravan, or continue forward and smash through the construction site to kill one construction worker.
You could also play a 70 mph hour version of “Red Light/Green Light” when the autonomous semi truck randomly slams its breaks and does a hard stop on the interstate because it’s LiDAR system suddenly perceived an overpass or guard rail on a curve as a brick wall.
We have 20 years before autonomous trucks are a threat to trucking careers … but about 3 years before they are a threat to everyone on the road.
These things are already on the road in Texas. I’d be shitting my pants every time I got on the interstate if I lived there.
I feel like it’ll just never happen, it’s gonna be like 3D movies, just a fad and proof of concept that never catches on for myriad reasons.
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I can’t help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.
Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.
The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat
There might also be an inflamed fatty liver hiding out in there.
I call it the keg.
I used to have a mighty one pack, right out of high school my abs were a giant block of solid muscle. Theeeen I went to college and it just became fat.
Ten thousand crunches every morning
Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?
A distended muscle enhanced and angered by alcohol & burgers
Kingpin body
I have to respect the confidence.
Absolute unit
I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.
Anyways, how far along, truck chief?
That bitch hated patriotism.
Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck. Red, white and blue.
His profile pic is a flag.
probably because she didn’t fit
